even the princesses fangirl over peter
that bitch be faithful
look at phillip though
can you blame her?
Phillip could get the business.
So I went to Disney about a month ago and i got to meet aurora. she asked me and my mom if there were any “princes’” with us today. When I told her that I leaned more toward princesses she looked over at Cinderella sighed and replied with “yeah me too” and I think about that a lot.
okay so anyone remember that episode where apollo showed up and expected people to worship him? and he put scotty’s girlfriend in this sparkly pink dress and they ended up having to make fun of him to control him and gee that was weird. and anyone else notice that greek statues always have broken or just weird dicks? well yeah. i’m sorry.
also hey you wanna know exactly how goddamn sparkly they are jesus